- The date: July 8, 2009 . .
- The time: 1800 hours. . .
- The location: somewhere in rural Pennsylvania . . .
- The reference: JAG (because remember when they used to do that at the beginning of the show and. . . no? You don't. Well you stink then.)
- The perpetrator: Tiny Dictator
The victim: Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: "OK. Honey. I've got the photograph your daddy asked me to get for the paper. Let's get going."
Little Dictator:
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: You're not ready yet? OK. A couple more moments."
Little Dictator:
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: "Oh. Are you being patriotic?"
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: Er...no. Guess not. That's not where those flags go. Anyhooo...let's get going, OK? OK? OK? Jonathan? Hello? Honey?
- The date: July 9, 2009 . . . .
- The time: 1915 hours . . . .
- The location: Somewhere in rural Pennsylvania. . . .
- The reference: JAG (again. Hello.)
- The perpetrator: Tiny Dictator
The victim: Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: "All right, honey. You've had enough time on the playground. Let's get going. Time to get a bath."
Little dictator:
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: "OK. Well, five more minutes and we have to get going. Wait. . . where are you going? Oh. You want to see the bagpipers who are rehearsing. OK. But next time tell mommy before you start hiking across a park, a basketball court and the parking lot for the town hall."
Little dictator:
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: "OK. We saw the bagpipers. I didn't think it was nice the way you looked at them like you were totally above them when they asked you if you wanted to join in. They were just trying to be nice. But, whatever. Anyhow, so...it is time to go and get our bath. . ."
Little dictator:
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy (and now out of breath): "Can you slow down?"
Little dictator:
Frazzled-Exhausted-VeryMuchInNeedofNextWeek'sVacation Mommy: "Just a little? Jonathan? Honey? Sweetie? OK then. How about we stop developing our "Man Ears" so well -- the one's that hear only what you want to hear. OK? OK? OK!!!!????!!!!"
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